Proof that UFOs exist

And what was so absorbing on the web that I surfed it for 2 whole days? Partly, the weird and wonderful on YouTube. Conspiracy theories, the Illuminati, giant skeletons, footage of a real alien captured in Brazil, strange creatures coming out of caves in Panama, dinosaurs leaping out of the sea in South Africa, and of course UFOs by the score, all over the world. And buildings and giant faces on Mars. And why NASA won't tell you the truth about the Moon Landings. And what the Pyramids were really for. These vids just make me laugh; as if filming a phenomenon proved anything in these days of photoshop and sophisticated animation. One vid purported to be a film of a UFO seen from a plane above the Nazca lines in Peru. If you blinked once you would have missed it. Of course the film was then slowed down, and laugh, laugh, digitally enhanced, i.e. someone has fiddled around filling in empty pixels to make a shape that looks like....a flying Mallowpuff! Or one of those desk top bells that hotels used to have at reception. It even had a little button-shaped thing on top, where the "dinger" was. My bet is someone filmed one of these flying through the air in a fog and inserted it into a legitimate film about the Nazca lines. (The really interesting things were the lines themselves; I had no idea they were so extensive).
      Other favourites of mine were the clips about giant skeletons. These have been discovered all over the world, apparently, but for some odd reason you won't be able to see any in museums. This is because something always happens to them.  Isn't it strange? They go missing, or are confiscated by the "Authorities" (probably the Illuminati or some Catholic or Kabbalist cult) or perhaps get spirited away by their alien brethren. Or raptured. The evidence for these is usually still photography; I sit in my chair, muttering the word "Photoshop!" over and over.
      One day someone is going to link all these wonders of the Twilight Zone together and discover that they are all manifestations of the same giant conspiracy/alien invasion/wormhole to another galaxy thang. The Illuminati are all aliens with giant skeletons who ride strange creatures that they have patched together from abducted animals and humans, and they like to do this in the more obscure parts of the world, which they reach by flying Mallowpuff.
     I'm glad that superstition is alive and well in the modern world, existing at levels that would do a medieval peasant proud. Take a walk on the Weird Wild Web and view the exhibits in the freak show. And read the earnest comments by the True Believers, who come up with some very imaginative scenarios to explain what's Really Happening.