Didn't happen

Well, there's only 25 minutes before the last day of the world ends. Then it will be tomorrow and we'll still be here. Wouldn't it have been a bummer if you'd rushed around getting ready for Christmas and spent large sums of money on presents and food and decorations, only to be drowned in a lake of fire? You know what this means, though, don't you? You're going to have to cook Christmas dinner for your flatulent in-laws after all. Damn.