Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Facebook

Facebook has a new feature that shows your greatest 20 personal moments of the last year. Strangely. facebook has selected the only three posts that I made while tipsy. (Remember tipsy? - it's what our mothers got with the sherry during the sixties).  And the only three times this year that I drank too much. Facebook obviously has a metacrawler that looks for words like "drunk", "alcohol" "wine" and "beer". Proof once again that little clever editing can tell a completely false story.
    Of course, drinking is one of those things that the more you deny the more you confirm, so I'm on a losing wicket whatever happens.
    Anyway, thanks, facebook for presenting me to the world as a lush.

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