Julian J., popular TV presenter and talk-show host (Live at Julian’s, Hey,hey it’s Julian J., All the way with Julian J., etc.) and gnome-about-town has smashed the closet door wide open in his new autobiography “ Hello, boys!’ Secrets of Julian’s past life are revealed, and he makes surprising revelations about the twilight world of gnomosexuality. “There’s so few gnomen (gnome women) around, that gnomes are forced to seek comfort from their own kind. But it’s no hardship at all, it’s such good fun!” he quips from his comfortable seat in a friend’s conservatory. (“I’m not an outdoor gnome. I don’t do cold and wet and muddy”, he says).
Expect to find out some little known facts about the on-again, off-again relationship between gnomes and hedgehogs, and the dirty on those Dutch gnomes - “It’s not just their hats that are red and pointy, I’m telling you!”, he laughs.
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