Hello, you in the USA

Every time I post a new post, within minutes someone in the US looks at it. Is it the same person, who has my posts "pinging "?  Or are you a robot, or a spook from the CIA? Are you male or female? Young or old? You must love Blades of Glory and Monty Python, good jazz and gardening. Who are you? Come on sweetie. Send me a comment. Go on. Or perhaps you want to leave me wondering? Perhaps you are my muse, perhaps you laugh at me, perhaps you despise me. Perhaps I'd rather not know. If you send me a comment I'll send you a story, about the Power of Not Knowing.