I've been thinking....

Yes, about you, you mysterious USA person. I have come to the conclusion that you are a CIA metacrawler, looking for certain words in  a certain order, so that you can alert the authorities in my home town that I might be planning something. Do you do this for all 11,319,732 blogs on the web? What a bomb, ooo sorry bore. Freudian slip there. Bet that's got your synapses and diodes racing - alarm bells ringing all the way to the Pentagon. By the way, how's that weather bomb going? And the bombe surprise you took to your grandma's bat mitzvah last week? I got to go now - the SIS are banging on my door.