Hello, Russian perverts.

So. My nemesis Broken Controllers is at it again, judging by the stats. So hello, all you wankers in Russia. Hope you have  lovely time looking at my cats and my garden, and no, sorry to disappoint, I won't be posting pictures of my nude self here anytime soon. Not that you'd enjoy it anyway. Perhaps I should, just to give you a shock. Enjoy your climax, dudes. At least the sperm that you waste isn't going to grow more idiots like you.